Let’s get some relax music going

omfg best moment ever

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themizujosh:

sailorgallifrey:

fuckingly:

wizlaqueefa:

omg

can i have this

But how do you get up there?

Is this a house for super heroes?

Do you need to like shoot a web in order to go to sleep every night?

That seems unnecessary.

just imagine the privacy while masturbating or having sex omg

Tiny home. You will be mine one day. I don’t care. 

Fuuuuuuuuuck >.<

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tacticalshoyu:

French artist Mademoiselle Maurice who creates stunning geometric figures on urban surfaces using rainbows of folded origami figures. via

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and his condom stash is acutally in a hollow book. 

It was like a movie moment come true. 

What the fuck flan coffee I fucking need this

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Children can be so difficult, but I am so happy and proud when I can redirect a situation to the positive without raising my voice or showing my frustration. 

Today my little girl entrusted to me didn’t want to nap so I told her we would play some nap time games. Totally made em up on the spot. 

She instantly stopped crying, let me carry her upstairs, and a little while after playing she was sound asleep. 

Then I got to nap myself. Even better, the dad had down time when he got home because she was still asleep. 

Being a positive influence on a child is one of the most important things in the world and I take it very seriously. With my siblings and all children. 

Every. Time. 

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was amazing. 

Bar hopping with the boys was fun too. Might have me another man…

religiousragings:

If it’s not yes, it’s no

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buticanstillpretend:

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funkysafari:

You can’t get much happier than a pig in muck, or so we are told.

But when this little piggy arrived in the farmyard she showed a marked reluctance to get her trotters dirty. While her six brothers and sisters messed around in the mire, she stayed on the edge shaking. It is thought she might have mysophobia - a fear of dirt.

Owners Debbie and Andrew Keeble were at a loss, until they remembered the four miniature wellies used as pen and pencil holders in their office. They slipped them on the piglet’s feet - and into the mud she happily ploughed. [x]

PIGS WITH RAIN BOOTS MAKE ME HAPPIER THAN ANYTHING

i just had to <3

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